Lyrics

Key of Bb Minor  –  February, 1998

(Spoken) You’re attention please! Step right up and swing your big ass right over here.

Now hand me your hair and brace yourself, cuz papa’s goin’ for a ride. MUSH!!!!!!

I can’t remember the first time that I met you

I’d known you so long I just figured it’d be taboo

That Little Mermaid just gave me the notion

If I don’t ask then there’ll be sand in my emotion lotion

I can’t place a finger on what brought me to you

Chains and lace, are what I wear when I’m allowed to

———I don’t mind. In fact I find that you might be my lady, But I’m your bitch

Today I’m Tarzan, Next time G.I. Jane

You be a Mustang, and I’ll ride you in the fast lane

You grab the bull whip, and I’ll do what I’m told

Just put some gloves on, cuz your hands are so damn cold

You proclaim you find it entertaining

Just like Bob and Tom on Q95

———I don’t mind. In fact I find that you might be my lady, But I’m your bitch

2 O’clock rolls ‘round, just like I foretold it

You sit there waiting, laughing at me as I scold it

Closing time’s a’ coming, winning Ben Stein’s money

Your stuff can’t get enough, that’s why you’re my little bunny wabbit

Why can’t we just behave like normal children

Ecstasy, controls our souls to the point where

———I don’t mind. In fact I find that you might be my lady, But I’m your bitch

FIN

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