Anal Blizzard
"My definition of class is stepping OUT of the shower to take a piss."
~ Buddy Hackett
This song is dedicated to Josh “Ua” Hartig.
Lyrics
Key of B Minor – June, 2008
Death, die, rape your mother, molest your dog
Fetal pig, swing the donkey. Fetal pig, swing the donkey
Rectile dysfunction is what I have
Too many jalepenos burn my ass
Too many fat guys on a horse
Then I have to put my underwear in the warsh
I’d throw you to the ground and pee on you
Shout “house on fire”, and put it out with my boot
Force you to drink antifreeze ‘til you passed out
You’d wake up in the morning with a size 7 poopshoot
Backdoor Dumbledore likes the lads
But doesn’t touch their nads until they’re grads
I suspect the Nargles have taken the spoon
And Remus likes to Remus when he sees a full moon
2 girls, 1 cup
A serious case of ass faucet. Lunch!
Beer farts! Loud sharts!
Add some corn you get,
ANAL, ANAL, ANAL, (ANAL BLIZZARD!)
FIN
© 2008