Anal Blizzard

by AmadeuS | American Fat Ass | Track 9

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"My definition of class is stepping OUT of the shower to take a piss."

~ Buddy Hackett

This song is dedicated to Josh “Ua” Hartig.

Lyrics

Key of B Minor  –  June, 2008

 

Death, die, rape your mother, molest your dog

Fetal pig, swing the donkey. Fetal pig, swing the donkey

 

Rectile dysfunction is what I have

Too many jalepenos burn my ass

Too many fat guys on a horse

Then I have to put my underwear in the warsh

 

I’d throw you to the ground and pee on you

Shout “house on fire”, and put it out with my boot

Force you to drink antifreeze ‘til you passed out

You’d wake up in the morning with a size 7 poopshoot

 

Backdoor Dumbledore likes the lads

But doesn’t touch their nads until they’re grads

I suspect the Nargles have taken the spoon

And Remus likes to Remus when he sees a full moon

 

2 girls, 1 cup

A serious case of ass faucet. Lunch!

Beer farts! Loud sharts!

Add some corn you get,

ANAL, ANAL, ANAL, (ANAL BLIZZARD!)

FIN

© 2008