Hands Down
"If girls are full of sugar, spice, and everything nice then how come they taste like vinegar and smell like tuna?"
~ Andy Scherer
This song is dedicated to Andie Menor.
Lyrics
Key of G | December, 2008
Watch you scan concupiscent zones, I’d bet you would say she’s fat
She’d say I just got big bones, I’ll bet bones don’t jiggle like that
But when I see her pants, and when I see her pants, and when I see her pants its over
The decision’s made its…hands down, in the mouth. Oh she’d get it
Hands down and in the mouth, then I’d bend her over. Hands down, in the mouth
Like is was before. Oh you’d better pull your load or its going in your eye.
Given time the tales unfold, Heard she made an onion cry
And she sings with wolves, I’m told, Words they fade so shut you pie hole
Cuz when I see her face, and when I see her face, and when I see her face I want to
Wanna donkey punch it…..hands down, from behind. Oh she’d get it
Hands down and from behind, then I’d turn her over. Hands down from behind
Like it was before. Oh its coming out your nose or its going in your eye
Cabbage Patch’s garden ho’s, Polishes a full rib rack
With your shaven Bactrian toes, I can give the favor back, for
You can become thee, you can become thee, you can become thee Lone Ranger
Yelling Hi-O Silver….away, on my face. Oh she’d sitteth[*]
Hands down and on my face, ‘til the ride is over. Hands down on my face
Like it was before. Oh you’d better not reload or it’s going in my
I think that you’d better hold you load or it’s going in my
I think that I’m gonna blow my load and it’s going in your eye.
FIN
© 2008